Teen Mom 2 Season 4: Episode 1 “Under Pressure” with special guests Seynique and Lauren

Today Seynique and Lauren from my FAVORITE Degrassi recap podcast (Everybody Wants Something) join me for this seriously amazing trip down memory lane. Most TV shows really hit their stride at season 4, and TM2 is no exception! On todays episode, Chelsea and Adam have “safe sex” using my personal favorite birth control, THE PULLOUT, we discover that Kailyn is living out Amber Portwood’s DV storyline (we believe Jo, for the record), Leah pretends to have a miscarriage so that she can have  “The Notebook” movie moment with Corey, only to be left ugly crying in her car, and Jenelle? WELL JENELLE, KIEFAH IS BACK! Enjoy!

 

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Teen Mom OG Season 3 Finale “Pros & Cons” with extra special guest, Johnny!

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Teen Mom OG Season 3 Finale “Pros & Cons” with extra special guest, Johnny!
 
Oh my goodness, we did it! And boy was this finale jam packed with CRINGEY shit that we cannot stop laughing at…its almost as if these people WANTED someone to start a podcast where some basic girl re-enacts everything they dooowah!
 
I am joined by Johnny (from the Alright Mary podcast) to laugh and throw shade and also talk about porn, how much we hate people with guitars, and basically go IN on our crushes on asshole bros. On this episode proper, Butch and his surprise dog move into Cate and Ty’s house (wearing Chili Pepper pajama pants) and Cate and Ty make a list of rules, Maci is ABSOLUTELY the worst and Kyle is basically backing up out the door on his crutches trying to escape this situation, Farrah takes Sophia on a driving tour of different places Farrah and Daddy Derek used to bitch about their parents together (of course in a huge snow storm), and Gary writes, and sings, a song for Amber. The worlds GREATEST love song has already been written guys, and we didnt even know!
 
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Teen Mom OG Season 3: Episode 11 “Time Out”

YAS YAS!!! I am back for this HOUR LONG (???) episode of Teen Mom OG. Look MTV…..im all about a super-sized episode. But my GOD if you are gonna do it make it WORTH IT PLEASE!!!! On this episode, Maci….(you’ll never guess) bitches about RHINE not spending enough time with BINTLY, while Kyle is on the sidelines quietly making an escape plan,  Deb whale-cries to Farrah about how she cant live without BABY GOO,  Cate and Ty go on a really romantic (?) skiing trip, and Amber encourages Leah to spread her fever and stomach flu around the entire state of Indiana. Enjoy!

 

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Teen Mom OG Season 3: Episode 10 “Stay with Me” with EXTRA special celebrity guest, Robbie Rozelle!

Hello all! After a fun Friday of having to take Walter to the emergency vet for eating a housefly, I offer you a Saturday Al2H edition of pure Teen Mom WHIMSY! Today I am joined by Robbie Rozelle, whose tweet from last week was winning my entire life in a very dark time. Robbie joins me to discuss Into the Woods for awhile, the state of Broadway shows (deal with it…we are both music theatre peopleeeee)  before moving into the true matter at hand: Tyler loves to shimmy! Also on this episode, Bentley drinks ALL the juice in Chatanooga, Maci gets a hair “makeover” (?) that we do NOT approve of, Farrah’s dog escapes the fate of most Abraham pets, and to quote Amber: “Me and GEERY are still sharing custody of Leah, and things are going well. UNTIL YESTERDAY…..”

Enjoyyyy!!!

 

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TMOG Crossover with Jodie (1 hour teaser)

****This episode appears in full on either one of our $5 Patreon Pages****

Hey all! Today Jodie and I let it ALL hang out. We get everyone caught up on our lives and how Jodie has been handling things since her world changed, we also do our best to discuss how EVERYONE’S world has changed, and that even though we are ignorant, we are trying to keep ourselves educated! We then takes things down to frivolous and recap these Teen Mom fools….some more foolish than others. A couple have a great season, while others fall into the trap of trying to control their narrative…and you KNOW that never goes well! Enjoy!!!

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Teen Mom OG Season 3: Episode 9 “As Long as We’re Together” with guest Joan Moum!

WHEW! Today we break this shit DOWN…and we go a little BLUE so this episode is not for the faint of heart! The two major themes of this episode is White Privilege (very relevant especially in today’s climate) and also Amanda is the WORST! Seriously….I somehow manage to break out about 10 different stories from my past about how I am truly the worst person EVAAA! I promise…I am a nice person! Joan and I enjoy watch the Abraham family fight their way through Scottsdale as we point out our favorite local landmarsk (most of which are fast food restaurants), Catelynn’s “stable parent” dad comes to visit and sparks a very special connection with Tyler, Maci is apparently the only mom in the world who MISSES her child when shes away, and Amber is still dating that creepy ass boy…but don’t worry, Gary is about to pull a POWER MOVE because Gary is what? THE WOOOORST! Enjoy!

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Teen Mom OG Season 3: Episode 8 ‘Taking it up a NATCH” with EXTRA special guests Carling and Michelle!

WHEWWWW BOY! We got a SHOW for you TODAY! I am joined by the ladies of the “I Did Not Sign Up For This” podcast (and my two high school best friends) Carling and Michelle…both of whom are Canadian, so they have that extra charm! We have a blast as we recap this episode and take a trip down memory lane. On this episode, Maci travels over hill and dale trying to find ONE single person who thinks it is a good idea for her to have a second baby, Farrah and Michael have a bottomless breakfast while Sophia tries to drown herself in a nearby fountain, Cate and Ty are sponsored by Target, and Amber is READY TO DATE AGAIN! OOGIE BOOGIE MOOGA BUTT! (This is a name she calls Leah in this episode). Enjoy!!!

 

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Teen Mom OG Season 3: Episode 7 “Without Youuuu”

Happy Monday, friends! On today’s episode of Teen Mom OG, we get the pleasure of watching Bentley be changed about 12 times and discuss (exclusively) his bodily fluids, Cate and Tyler do the Dew and eat chili while mocking people who didn’t finish high school, Deb makes me never want to eat banana pudding again in my life, and Amber and Tonya go head to head in a battle of nonsense and deflection, while Amber continues to try her best to get bed bugs. Enjoy!

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Teen Mom OG Season 3: Episode 6 “Terribulll Twoooos”

Happy Teen Mom Friday! And today is EXTRA special because its a certain little lady’s birthday party….and you better BELIEVE this 2 year old is gonna be out ALL NIGHT partying her ASS off. And yes…I mean Leah Shirley.  Shes taking after her ladies man father in fact, bc Gary is ready to party the night away with a “ton of girls”. Amber finds out and Ill let you guess if she is pleased. Also on this episode, Kyle can only speak in rhymes, Farrah does an infomercial about everything to do to NOT raise a puppy, and Cate’s segment makes me actually cry so her and Tyler get a break this week! Enjoy!

 

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Teen Mom OG Season 3: Episode 5 “Trick or Treat”

Hellooooo! This is a spooooky episode of Teen Mom today! Mostly because its the TWILIGHT ZONE and I am on Rhine’s side for once…like completely! Maci…take a seat with you spoiled privilege. Catelynn and Tyler have a really cute little episode and get their first JABS, and I can’t really find anything to throw shade about bc they’re pretty adorable! Deb oversteps and “helps” Farrah with her final project for culinary school, only to totally ruin the entire thing, and then gets defensive AF when Farrah tries to tell her that an EXECUTIVE MBA doesn’t necessarily make you an expert on all things food-related, and Amber switches things up for once and sits on the couch and complains about not being able to see Leah. Enjoy!

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Teen Mom OG Season 3: Episode 4 “Trials & Tribulations”

Hey all! How is everyone out there is TM Love/Hate land? Things are getting CRAZY with the moms this season….except for Maci. NEVER Maci. Maci contemplates moving back home to Chattanooga for the 17th time, Cate and Tyler invite April over for exactly 30 seconds, or enough time to spoke her indoor cigarette at least, Farrah needs us all to know that she HATES BARNEY, and Amber meets withe CPS and the Police and convinces herself that she is gonna be TOTALLY fine and that televised repeated domestic violence is TOTALLY NOT A BIG DEAL! Enjoy!

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Teen Mom OG Season 3: Episode 3 “The Last Straw” With Liz Bentley!!!

WHEW! What a day of podcasting! Liz (from Feathers in my Hair podcast) and I talked for almost 4 hours today about Teen Mom, and the craziest takeaway from this episode is how LITTLE Amber has changed AT ALL! Actually, none of them really have. Maci is still thinking Ryan wants her back and is desperate to create drama between him and Kyle (spoiler alert: the results of which is THE most uneventful scene in TM history thus far), Butch and his rat tail are released from an 8 month stint in prison, and Tyler lists off about 26 cliche inspirational quotes, Farrah screams at Deb for quietly suggesting they talk to a Lawyer about maintaining custody of Sophia, but Farrah CAN HANDLE THIS HERSELF, and Amber complains to Gary about how unfair it is that her child might be taken away from her. Basically the exact same Amber storyline as this most recent episode. Kinda freaky! Enjoy!

 

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Teen Mom OG Season 3: Episode 2 “To Be With Youuuuuwah”

Happy weekend!!! I hope we are all staying happy and healthy, and ready to talk mad shit together about this dumpster fire of an episode! First of all, I confess the biggest crush I have ever had on a single person, and how I am doing everything I can all week to get him out of my god damn system (spoiler: its Bill Hader still). On the episode proper, Maci does the most piss poor timeout in the God forsaken universe, Cate sends Tyler into a full tailspin while going apartment hunting, and then tries to give them both bed bugs, Farrah poses in a….hair show? Looking like a horse? I didn’t really follow. Oh, and in Amber and Gary land, theres trouble in paradise when things get heated on the way to a waterpark. Enjoy!

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Teen Mom Season 3: Episode 1 “Taking it Slow”

HELLOOOO!!! We made it guys! MY GOD this is a great season…so at least we have something to watch during this time of quarantine and uncertainty; the only certain thing will always been our trusty TM gals! I have recovered from my stomach trying to leave my body, so I was truly excited and HONORED to recap this episode for you all!

On this episode, Ryan sends a text to Maci…yes…DAT TEXT….someone actually bails on robbing April’s house bc nothing in there was worth it, Farrah is HERE FOR BOOBS, and Amber really needs to try to forgive Gary for all he has done to hurt her, (the victim). Enjoyyyy!

 

TRP Unlocked episode (for your Quarantine boredom): Sister Wives S12 E10: Wedding part 2

Love is meant to multiplied, not divided. Same goes for street tacos & tres leches cake because it’s TONY, BITCH! This episode has it all: Brown Family mosh pits, Christine singing, Robyn’s 4th wife privilege, and Meri’s sadness. Amanda is a Sister Wives virgin so after a crash course in Brown Family 101 from Jodie, the nuances of the Wedding Padron-Brown are not lost on anyone. Sure Amanda whips out her piano to determine which note Christine is trying to hit & of course Jodie knows the exact number of street tacos can fit down her gullet, but all in all it was a great reception. Unless you got hit by the flying debris of a mutilated bride or groom piñata.

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Teen Mom 2 Season 3: Episode 12 “Means to an End” (Season 3 Finale)

Helllloooooo! You guys….we are in a weird time right now but as always, I try to find the humor in it! If anything, it gives me more time to soak up more reality tv content and spit it out for you all! Me, Walter and the Kitties are all Corona free (we aren’t beer drinkers in this house!). On this finale special, Kail acts SUPER mature when Vee extends an olive branch to her, aka she screams in Jo’s face and then invites ONLY Jo to Isaacs bday party, Chelsea FINALLY FINISHES HER FUCKING GED PRAISE THE LORD, Leah seems to not understand the concept of MTV recording her openly admitting 100 times that she loves Corey more than her own Fiance, and Jenelle and Babs skype with Andrew who looks…..just really good you guys. Enjoy!!!!

 

 

 

Teen Mom 2 Season 3: Episode 11 “Breakdown

We are SOOO close to finishing out this season of Teen Mom 2! And OH….the BAD DECISIONS HERE! Its some rough stuff guys. On this episode, I first breakdown the insanity of the Celine Dion concert I saw this past week, and then we BREAKDOWN this episode. Chelsea is having trouble dealing with Adam’s 21st birthday??? This is a thing? Fish Lips Mgee sinks his HOOK deeper into Kail and Isaac to ensure PRIMO TV airtime, Leah and Jeremy skip those pesky little relationships development steps such as getting to know each other, dating for more than a couple months,  knowing each others middle names…etc… and decide to skip right to GETTING ENGAGED, and Jenelle sends a SHOCKWAVE to the audience that Andrew might not be Jace’s dad even though they look identical to each other. Enjoy!!!

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Teen Mom 2 Season 3: Episode 10 “Half Empty, Half Full”

Happy March, everyone! And happy church day to us all! Did you all have a good leap year week? Other than a very miniscule nervous breakdown, mine was splendid! You’ll hear ALL about it, whether you want to or not. On this episode, Kail decides to move into a house where her bedroom will look like an actual crime scene, Chelsea moves into a new house that is SOOOO CUTEEEEE DAD!!!!, Leah drops out of school the because the stress of making a 30 second phone call to Corey is making it impossible to keep up with her homework, and GUESS WHOSE BAAAAACK in Jenelle’s life? Looks like shes gonna need to break out her blue hoodie again! But where is that hoodie? You’ll find out! Enjoy!

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Teen Mom 2 Season 3: Episode 9 “A New Direction”

Happy Tuesday! Ive been putting off this episode because, lets face it, it bums me out just a teensy bit talking about SUPER preventable dog deaths, but I made it through…and I even got a dog-free Chelsea/Mary scene for ya! Also on this episode, Jeremy is THRILLED to have Leah absolutely be settling for him….she literally tells him as much, you guys! But I see his long con…he wants in on that sweet sweet new house! Kailyn has yet another devastating backstory episode, which includes Suzy…who HILARIOUSLY thinks she has some kind of custodial rights over Isaac. Sure girl, sure. And We bid a fond farewell to Josh. Oh Josh….gone but not forgotten. Except…..FORGOTTEN. Enjoy!

 

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Teen Mom 2 Season 3: Episode 8 “Caught in the Middle”

Helloooo! Happy TEEN MOM 2 FRI-YAY! I had a blast watching and recording this episode, as I always do for these classics. On this episode, Chelsea SCHOOLS all of us on the finer points of potty training in the living room, on a shag rug…..we pretty much watch the exact moment Corey realizes he doesn’t ACTUALLY want to get back with Leah…now that its way too late, Kail has another boring but kind of endearing episode, Austin-style, and Jenelle HAS A HEADACHE! WHAT DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT???? Enjoy!

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Teen Mom 2 Season 3: Episode 7 “Building Blocks” with extra special guest, Johnny from Alright Mary!

Hello friends! Johnny is back to kiki about the travesty of this garbage heap of a show. And he did his RESEARCH today, Mawma! On today’s episode, we discuss getting “caught in the act”, play a little game of Fuck, Marry, Kill, and go into the criminal records of everyone on the show. Kailyn has truly the most depressing storyline ever (so we dont really talk much about her), Chelsea and all her friends have bought out every store in South Dakota for FEATHERS, and Chelsea is really excited to start cosmetology school, if it wasn’t for that pesky GED! Don’t worry, she really nailing it at life otherwise (buttered noodles aside). Leah introduces Jeremy to literally everyone in her life, and each meeting is more awkward than the next (not to mention that Corey has chosen this time to come in and eff everything up with his manipulation….I hate men so much), and Jenelle and Babs start out with a BANG of a fight that has zero context, but you know everything can easily be fixed with a nice big glass of red wine at noon. Enjoy!

 

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Teen Mom 2 Season 3: Episode 6 “A Leap of Faith”

Happy FRI-YAY! Its been quite a day of podcasting, but my heart always truly lies in these throwback Teen Mom episodes! On this episode, Leah and Jeremy begin a courtship for the ages (seriously…its STILL FUCKING HAPPENING TO THIS DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS DEAD), Kail has her most vulnerable episode yet, and Jo can barely contain his laughter, Chelsea wears an Arizona Red Clay mask on her face for this entire episode and is SHOCKED to learn that she has the symptoms of someone with low self-esteem!?!?!?!. And Jenelle. Jenelle meets a new GUYYYY…..but there’s already trouble in paradise when after 3 days of bliss, Jenelle gets in a bad mood. Enjoy!

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Teen Mom 2 Season 3: Episode 5 “Second Chances” with Extra Special guest Nick Nochanov!

Hello all! On this amazing throwback episode, Nick joins me to throw some mad shade at the moms, and at each other! On this episode, Kail doesn’t understand why Jordan would dare ask her if she is planning to cheat on her, Leah and JERMY go on their first date (meaning Jeremy spends the entire date trying to SMASH his GoKart into her), Chelsea feels spontaneous and adopts a $6000 puppy, and Jenelle writes a letter and buys a slip and slide! Enjoy!

 

 

 

 

 

Teen Mom 2 Season 3: Episode 4 “Life Goes On”

Im baaaaack! After a much needed holiday hiatus, I am so pumped to get back into TEEN MOM TWOOOAH! On this episode, Leah decides to go back to College for a couple weeks, but has to take an entrance exam (I won’t spoil if she passes or fails), Jordan should technically be dead from the amount of milk he chugs in front of the camera after eating children’s cereal, Chelsea goes to a concert but also ACTUALLY does something with her GED (calm down, it was the practice tests guys), and Jenelle attends the Ke$ha concert with Tori and meets her new best friend, the Bondswoman. Enjoy!

 

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Teen Mom 2 Season 3: Episode 3 “Things Come to an End” (but really…its the Ke$ha episode) with extra special guest: JOAN MOUM!

WOW WOW WOW! We have made it to arguably one of the most CLASSIC episodes of this show, and John is back to break this shit DOWN! This episode is jam packed with our favorite Teen Mom 2 tropes: Kail is TOTALLY NOT JEALOUS of Jo’s new “girlfriend”, so she decides to prove it by taking him to court for a single picture posted on the Facebook, Leah continues her lifelong goal of trying to convince everyone (most of all, herself) that its Corey’s TRUCK’s fault that they got a divorce, John is absolutely gobsmacked to find out that Chelsea and Adam are actually together in this episode (even though Adam acts like he despises the very air she breathes), and Jenelle? Well….Jenelle gets some feathers in her hair and Babs is OVER IT. Enjoy!

 

Teen Mom 2 Season 3: Episode 2 “Keeping Hope Alive”

Happy Saturday! You guys have a REAL TREAT ahead of you! You get to experience almonst in real time, my transaction with Shutterfly Customer Service. Oh the twists and turns! Anyway, after I sort all that out, we get into this amazing episode. Leah is SHOCKED to find out that Corey isnt spending every waking second crying over his lying and cheating ex-wife, Kail forces herself to be sexually attracted to Jordan again, ADAAAAMMMM gives Chelsea a “minimum effort” ring that makes Randy eat 700 lb of bbq ribs in response, and Jenelle fails her drug test and is SOOOO UPSETTTTT DUUUUUDE! Enjoy!

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Teen Mom 2 Season 3: Episode 1 “Walk the Line”

Oh joy unbounded! Rapture unending! You guys….I found the light in the darkness that is the currently airing TM seasons….and the light is THESE OLD EPISODES! Watching this episode made me remember why the heck I started this podcast in the first place, bc this show is SO FREAKING GOOD!

On this episode, Chelsea teases us with some feathers in her hair, and turns into the heart eyes emoji when she looks at Adam, I break down Jo’s MUSIC VIDEO for you (but still guys…go watch it), Leah somehow turns her divorce into 100% Corey being a big fat jerk, and Jenelle and Babs….well…..theyre back. THEY’RE BACK! Enjoy!

 

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MIDSEASON BONUS: “Best Supporting Teen Mom Awards” aka A Crossover with Nick & Colin

Hello everyone! Happy early holiday wishes to you all! Today, Best Supporting Podcast hosts Nick Kochanov and Colin Drucker (Two of our all star guest hosts for AL2H), join me to present the First Annual Best Supporting Teen Mom Awards! We also discuss random pop culture and BSA of the Week. You guys…this episode is a blast and we promise to make it an annual event if you love it as much as we loved recording it!

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Teen Mom 2 Season ??? Episode 9: Sugar-Coated Mood

Hello everyone! This week was TUMULTUOUS to say the least…lots of tension there…WOWEE! But you know I thrive off of the tension, so I loved this episode obviously! This week, Kail is officially Mama Culkin crossed with Bert and Ernie, Jade works the Mother’s Day shift and gets shit online for seeming stressed out, Briana officially hates John more than both her baby daddies combined, Leah is once again mother of the year, and Chelsea needs to poop in a gas station restroom, 2007 Britney style! Enjoy!

 

Teen Mom 2 Season Bored To Death: Episode 8 “Bailout”

Hello! Today’s episode is brought to you by the emotion JOY! I found this episode incredibly non-exciting, yet couldn’t turn away! Turns out…I’m not COMPLETELY void of feeling and I do actually get happiness out of other people’s smiles and laughter! On this episode, Briana wants me to hire her as my early morning cat sitter, Kail has truly the HAPPIEST scene shes had in Teen Mom history, Jade chooses to pay rent over bailing out her Mother Adnan from prison, Chelsea drives 45 minutes to say yes to the plaid, and Gracie officially is higher on the fashion spectrum that I will ever be. Enjoy!!!

 

Teen Mom 2 Season Infinity: Episode 7 “Normal Parents”

Hey all! So on this episode, I OBVIOUSLY am going to deal with the BREAKING news from today (Jenelle is feeling cryptic and SPOOKY OOKY today), Javi is starting Lincoln early into body image issues, Briana was in Long Island and didn’t even call me (rude!), Jade pulls a Carrie Bradshaw and gets a makeover, Chelsea says the word “hunter green” and is immediately deemed a fashion mogul, and Corey is back to actually show us hes not running as tight a ship as we all had thought. Enjoy!

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Teen Mom 2 Vacation: Episode 7 “Getting Lei’d”

Hey all! On this pretty hysterically funny episode, (Well at least for one cast member…oh JESUS GOD), I am equally bored and intrigued by this cast. Did you guys know Kail was “in this episode”? Also, it turns out my target wardrobe of jeans and graphic tees classifies me and “edgy” and “unique”…who knew? Also, Roxanne finds a new excuse to fan herself and cause drama where none exists, Jade needs to emancipate herself from literally everyone, and Leah and Dawn are BOTH not qualified to teach level 1 Gymboree art classes. Enjoy!

 

Teen Mom 2 Season Who Cares: Episode 6 “Make it or Break it”

Hello, Friends! On this(truly RIVETTING) episode of Teen Mom, MTV really seems to be leaning into this “Leah likes to drink alcohol” storyline, and also, Jeremy needs to learn to censor his X-Rated sex language while he is HOLDING HIS CHILD, Chelsea remembers a bag she saw one time and brilliantly sells it as a diaper bag for $3000 each, Sean officially replaces his eyes with black marbles, Kail is kind of a badass, and Briana makes my black heart feel empathy yet again. Enjoy!

 

Teen Mom 2 Season Infinity: Episode 5 “Walking the Walk” with Extra Special Guest, John (Joan) Moum!

Hello all! Today has been a long time coming! I am joined by one of my best friends in the universe (and AL2H OG fan), John Moum to discuss a very boring episode of Teen Mom 2 (shocker). But we find tons of fun topics to veer off into, including some very embarrassing college stories from both of us! On this episode, Leah acts LESS MATURE than her own children and LETS THEM LOOK AT HER TEXT MESSAGES??? Is she INSANE? Kail spends time with her dogs which, lets be honest, was my fave part of the episode, Devoin takes Nova to the American Girls Store (and John explains to me wtf that is), Sean has a freakout on Instagram Live, and Cole magically changes a pair of Elton John sunglasses into a pair of manly aviators….oh…but I caught that shit, Coley! Enjoy!

 

 

 

 

Teen Mom 2 Season 9: Episode 4 “Truth Hurts”

Hey all! Happy PRIDE….and don’t we truly all just have Chelsea and Cole to thank specifically for all the strides we have made in the LGBTQ community? Join me as I break THAT mess down. Also, Briana and John take a VACATION, Leah takes a VACATION and discuss with Victoria about how she got knocked up on their recent VACATION, Methinks Kail MIGHT be lying when she says she has no bad feelings toward Javi and Lauren, and even though I am an ignorant white ass Canadian, I feel like the cops were kind of being terrible douchebags in Jade’s segment….right? Am I right? Am I crazy? Anyhoo….Enjoy!!!

 

Teen Mom 2 Season 9: Episode 21 (?) “Direct Message”

Whoa! What a turnaround this gal is giving ya! I busted my kneecap today and apparently that opened up a couple stories from the vault of my insane past relationship so tune in for THAT….but also Teen Mom 2 happened! I mean…stuff “happened” I guess. On this episode, Leah and JERMY take Addie to the doctor and I actually HAVE EMPATHY FOR A CHILD FOR 5 SECONDS, Im back on team Kail as well and I think she might be getting a good edit, as she comes to terms with accepting being single for a little while, Briana deserves so much better than this NY Chicken Fucker, we wonder when Jade and Sean will reveal that Sean IS NOT SOBER, and Aubree is ALL OF US WITH HER SIDE EYE! I love Aubree. Aubree, lets talk. Enjoy!

 

Teen Mom 2 Season WHATEVER Episode 1 & 2 “Hey Girl Hey” and “Welcome to the Jungle”with EXTRA special guest: Johnny from the Alright Mary Podcast!

Hey all! I’ve returned from a stressful week of stuff but Im back and more ready than ever to discuss this RIVETTING season of TM2! Just kidding….this is pretty boring. But I do have an amazing guest: Johnny from Alright Mary podcast! We break down the Amber drama and delve deep (or as deep as we possibly can) into these first two episodes. Enjoy!!!

 

 

Special Patreon freebie: Amber Behind Bars

Hey all! I am spending all day working on an audio issue for the first two episode extravaganza of this current season of TM2…and that will most likely take me several hours today and give me tons of gray hair. But until then…to tide you over I am releasing my Amber Behind Bars Special from my $5 Patreon! In the wake of what has recently been happening in TM news, this is even more eye opening how easily she can manipulate and turn it on and off for the cameras. Enjoy…or despise. 🙂

 

Free Patreon Preview! “Being Gary” with special guests Jodie Hough and Nick Kochanov!

Hey all! I hope you are all having a wonderful and relaxing holiday Monday! Because you are all FABULOUS, I am giving you guys a free preview of being Gary….truly one of my favorite episodes ive ever recorded!

If you love what you hear, check out patreon.com/al2hteenmom for hours more of this content! Enjoy 🙂

 

Teen Mom OG Season 2: Reunion aka Dr. Drew feeds on the tears of reality stars

Helllooooo all! I hope youre all having a happy and relaxing Labor Day Weekend! Im not, but this week my life will finally kind of return to normal! Here is my Season 2 reunion recap….a couple days late but I promise I worked hard on this dumpster fire! On this episode, Dr Drew MAKES EVERYONE CRY…and then other stuff also happens, but truly thats what he came for and thats what we are being served. Enjoy!!!

 

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Teen Mom OG Season 2: Episode 12 “See You Soon”

Hello all! We did it! We made it to the end of this tumultuous season…with quite a few cuts and scrapes to show for it! On this supersized episode, Maci and Ryan FIGHT OVER CUSTODY! Can you believe it??? Rivetting. Cate and Ty visit Carly and its pretty much the sweetest thing Ive ever seen…and thats ME saying that! Farrah dates a “straight” guy…who never actually tries to even imply he is straight (good call there, Deb), and Amber and Gary are really, really calm with each other as Leah rubs popsicle and packing tape all over her body. Enjoy!

 

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Teen Mom OG Season 2: Episode 11 “Too Much Too Soon” with Nick Kochanov!!!

Hey all!!! Ive been insanely busy lately and the ONLY thing keeping me conscious right now is talking about this Teen Mom episode with all of you…and of course with audience favorite Nick Kochanov! Thank GOD for Nick and laughter. On this episode, Kyle SHOCKINGLY is not excited about waiting 2 hours to watch Bentley shit in the toilet, Farrah ugly cries about how her teenage dream ended, and also…DEB, please convert to DEBSOG immediately bc you are AWFUL, speaking of awful….APRIL…..you seriously suck. And GEEERY? I don’t know if I want to hug you bc you are crying or hate you bc you are obviously being very manipulative. Either way, Nick and I manage to discuss pooping and dick pics, Enjoy!!!

Teen Mom OG Season 2: Episode 10 “Lashing Out”

Hello friends! This episode is going to be a HUGE TREAT for you…it certainly was for me. I didn’t even see this coming at all, but this is THAT episode. Yes, THAT ONE. The one where Amber Krav Maga’s Garys ass all the way down dat stairwell. I mean, other things happen I guess. Maci’s cooking skills couldn’t even get her hired at a prison, April beams with pride over Cate’s failing grades on her report card, and Sophia hasn’t learned how to hug, kiss, or show affection…in this episode, and also currently as of today. I want to say enjoy, but the Amber stuff is honestly pretty hard to watch, so I did my duty to recap all the darkness for you so you don’t have to watch it (but you still probably should watch…cuz its pretty insane). Love you all!

 

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Bonus Episode: Total Request Podcast “Catfish”

A very special freebie of our latest Total Request Pod, featuring CATFISH! Today, Jodie and Amanda go DEEP. I mean, OBVIOUSLY we discuss anal sex, pooping, pegging, and such basic topics, but ALSO we discuss this terrifying episode of Catfish that gives us the heebie jeebies to the max! Guys…how are people STILL GETTING CATFISHED TODAY? Oh wait…it happened to Amanda. Carry on!

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Teen Mom OG Season 2: Episode 9 “Family Bonds” with Jodie Hough!!!

Hey all! I decided I owed everyone an early episode so here it is! Jodie and I go off topic a LOT….mostly about pooping and butts….and I know you all wouldn’t want it any other way! On this episode, Maci moves to Nashville and THAT IS ALL THAT HAPPENS, April is the unsung STAR of this franchise, Farrah is shockingly bad at self-taught sewing, and Amber tests out her Krav Maga on GEERY! Enjoy!

 

Teen Mom OG Season 2: Episode 8 “Hello & Goodbye”

Im baaaaack! Did you miss me? Come with me everyone, as I explore this sort of filler episode. Although, with Amber and Gary, there is never any real filler. Just yelling. And bacon. And couches. On this episode, Kyle grows an entire extra wrinkle overnight, Cate breaks out the rubber bands for some phone call closeups, Farrah goes to the zoo and is annoyed at Sophia for having a good time, and Amber and Gary are basically Fred and Ginger. Enjoy!

 

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Never Complain, Never Explain (Except thats exactly what im about to do because this is my podcast)

Hey guys! As you can tell by the short run time, this isn’t an actual episode. But I do IMPLORE you all to listen, as several of you have been worried I have gone off the deep end or am back with my ex boyfriend (aka the dark side) and such things are not true, so never fear! Talking through this just now was like a therapy session for me, so thank you for being an ear for me to scream into. Love you all!!!

 

Crossover Extravaganza! Teen Mom 2 Season 6, Episode 3 “No Apologies” with Liz Bentley and Troy Mceady

The day has arrived! This week I joined with Troy from The Smush Room Podcast, and Liz from Feathers in my Hair podcast to discuss a truly classic episode of Teen Mom 2. So many meme-able moments, so much messiness, so much midnight ravioli as prepared by Leah! On this episode, Kailyn and Javi fight over her being “sneaky”, Adam gaslights his own daughter while on a date with his methy friend, Nathan wants Jenelle to “Stop It”, and Addie almost suffocated under her own backpack. Enjoy!!!

Teen Mom OG Season 2: Episode 7 “Senior Prom” with extra special guest, Erin Pittleman

Hey guys! Today I welcome one of my true soulmates, Erin Pittleman, (who I did some theatre with in Florida back in Medieval times) and pop her Teen Mom cherry! And it was ohhh so good! On this episode we discuss how my tourettes almost got both of us fired from a show, how we lost our virginities (spoiler: both stories are less exciting than the next), and we try to outdo each other on how much we love our dogs. Oh also, we discuss Teen Mom! On this episode, Maci continues to be BEIGE as can be, Amber (who Erin actually chose as SECOND up this week!) wants to go out for her bday to blow off some steam, but not if Gary can help it! DebsOG is ALL OVER the Baby GOOOO talk, and Cate has the most dark episode to date, as she goes shopping for prom dresses with evil April. Enjoy!

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Teen Mom OG Season 2: Episode 6 “Trial & Error”

Hey guys! This was kind of a ball to watch and also record! On this episode, Maci and Frankenstein continue to progress in their relationship and I wonder if Kyle is is incredibly well endowed…bc HOW???? Farrah goes speed dating and she almost bakes Sophia’s diaper into a pizza at work, Catelyn is a FUCKING CHAMPION and I will NOT stand for bullying of her anymore after watching this episode, and Amber takes the GED test and its truly the best 4 minutes of television I’ve seen in weeks. Enjoy!!!

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Teen Mom OG Season 2: Episode 5 “Secrets & Lies” with audience fave, Nick Kochanov!

Guys! This episode was so fun to record with my bestie Nick Kochanov (from Squirrel Friends Cocktail Hour Podcast and The No Good Very Bad Gay Podcast) as we POP his TMOG cherry! And oooooooo was it good! We laughed a lot, cried a lot, and a lot of this episode might feel like mommy and daddy FOYTING. This is very much a battle of the sexes episode between the two of us (Cate and Ty storyline especially) and we truly hope you enjoy celebrating Easter with us!

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Teen Mom OG Season 2: Episode 4 “Spring Break”

Happy CAT-urday everyone! Latrice was literally crawling all over me during this episode but what else is new? I powered my way through because I am what? PROFESSIONAL. On this episode, Maci and her friends are definitely those girls that would bully me in high school, I really start to realize what a whiny little manipulative bitch Tyler is, DebzOG breaks out the ol’ Farrah baby album, and Gary and Amber make it known just how much they hate their own baby. Oh also, Gary proposes. Oh ALSO? GARY IS SHIRTLESS IN THIS EPISODE. Enjoy! (I know i did!)

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Teen Mom OG Season 2: Episode 3 “Valentine’s Day”

Happy Friday to all! Its been a rough week over here in AL2H land but gossiping about trashy reality tv always brightens my mood!

On this episode, Maci TOTALLY DOESN’T care about Ryan’s new girlfriend, and Kyle enters the picture, Cate and Ty go skating (both ice and wheels), Farrah LEAVES BABY SOPHIA IN A SINK FULL OF HOT WATER, and Amber and Gary’s romantic dinner is ruined by their stupid baby! Enjoy!

 

Teen Mom OG Season 2: Episode 2 “Should I Stay or Should I Go?” with extra special guest Samantha Mitchell aka “Smitch”

YOU GUYS! This was one of the most fun nights of my podcasting career. I finally got to meet my true soulmate, Smitch, and we finally got to discuss all the things that make us the exact same person: Hypochondria….our hatred of children….our love of Animals…true crime and of COURSE…TEEN MOM!  We break this shit DOWN. On this episode, Maci’s friends’ weigh the options of having a rich famous roommate who also has a child who wants to literally bash his own head in, Cate lies to Ty but WE CAN ALL RELATE GIRLS!….Farrah continues to be kind of adorable and RELATABLE, and well…Amber and Gary. Just………listen. Enjoy!

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Teen Mom OG Season 2: Episode 1 “Not Again” with special guest Colin Drucker

OMG! So much to discuss. First off, Jenelle is fired….so JUSTICE FOR NUGGET! Also, I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time! Mostly because my special guest Colin Drucker (from the Alright Mary podcast and the In the Details Podcast) brought me so much joy and humor through this episode, but also becasue guys…lets face it…the show used to actually be really great! PLEASE enjoy! 🙂

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Teen Mom 2 Season 9: Episode 16 “He Didn’t Look Like a Prince”

Hey guys! How’s this for an early  release? I just want you all to know how much I appreciate you! Lets discuss this episode: Kail and Amber are more sisterly than Kail and her super boring actual sister, Luis needs to learn how to speak in a BARITONE range when he’s around his child, Chelsea and her mom fight over who has the most horrendous hairstyle, Leah’s kids spill the TEA on Jason (and I spill some TEA about my breakup), and Jenelle gets paid for a social media segment. Enjoy!

 

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Past 3 TM2 Episodes with Jodie Hough!

Hey guys! Sorry about the hiatus last week, but to make up for it, I bring you a huge episode with everyone’s favorite reality podcaster, Jodie Hough from Realitv Podcast (and also Total Request Podcast…with me!!!)

We break down the past three episodes of Teen Mom 2, and boy oh boy does my body hurt from laughing so much! Hopefully you will feel the same way. Love you all! Enjoy!!!

 

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Teen Mom 2 Season 9: Episode 13 “Home is Home”

Hey guys! Happy Palm Sunday…I promise my weekend was much worse than yours! Happy to be back talking about this mediocre episode of Teen Mom 2. On this episode, Kail loves hot sauce as much as I do, Cole can’t even escape out of a children’s escape room, Nova makes me have PTSD from my own daddy issues, Leah surprises her kids with basic living conditions, and Jenelle and Babs def did cocaine together right??? Enjoy!

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Teen Mom 2 Season 9: Episode 9 “Do the Dangle”

Hey guys! Im back early again…talkin’ about a Jenelle-free episode! Honestly…didn’t really even notice other than the absence of Babs, which my throat thanks MTV for giving me a break from!

On this episode, Cole is officially an ACTUAL baby, Kail somehow sidesteps being offended by her sister’s kind of shitty comment, Brianna is THE BEST MOM EVER, and Leah DOES NOT LIVE WITH JASON. Also….where the FUCK are Ali’s glasses and wheelchair? JESUS! Enjoy!

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Teen Mom 2 Season 9: Episode 11 “Peace Gathering”

Guys! I loved this episode….I giggled like a schoolgirl whilst watching! On this episode, Leah tries to explain medical terms to us so hard you can almost see smoke coming out of her ears, Briana needs to RAISE HER STANDARDS FOR MEN, Chelsea continues to be the most annoying person in the world, made more annoying by the fact that she’s in the right, and Kail and Jenelle’s non-existent feud goes viral. Enjoy!

 

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Teen Mom 2 Season 9: Episode 10 “This Can End One of Two Ways”

Guys! This was actually a pretty spectacular epsisode! I mean…by teen mom 2 standards….by which I mean it was at least slightly interesting. These are the standards at which we are judging this dying franchise at this point. On this episode, the god damn Dejesus family have burrowed their way into my black heart, Kail shows us a little bit of humanity and I am INTO IT, Leah and Jason give a piss poor performance of community theatre acting, Chelsea and Cole act as if they are saving Aubree from a burning building, and NO ONE PUTS BABS IN THE CORNA!!! Enjoy!

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Teen Mom 2 Season 9: Episode 9 “Momster Mash” with Jodie Hough

Hey guys! Today I am giving you my episode that I recorded with Jodie Hough (from the Reality Podcast) this past week that is usually reserved for Patreon….but we are giving it to you now because I don’t think I could’ve possibly said anything better than what we Kiki’d about here! We also get into some hot HBO topics: Leaving Neverland and the Adnan Documentary, so if you love true crime as much as we do, stick around after we finish discussing Teen Mom 2! Enjoy!!!

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Teen Mom 2 Season 9: Episode 8 “Cold War”

WOW guys this episode was POLARIZING for me….and I didn’t even realize how much until I actually recorded and realized how much I had to say about the Chelsea segments. Warning for anyone who LOVES Chelsea and Cole, maybe skip this episode of my podcast? On this episode, MTV explores what a Jenelle-free episode would look like (spoiler: it was actually fine), Briana has the most boring choice of men ever, Kailyn needs to invest in a BRA when she goes to school functions, Leah thinks its awesome to send her kids out with people who are sick, and Chelsea and Cole put on a skit from the Pleasantville era….and Im not buying it. Enjoy!

 

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Free Bonus: Total Request Podcast with Amanda and Jodie: Jersey Shore

You request it, we watch it! In this bonus episode, get a taste of what youre missing with a Jersey Shore breakdown! This episode is the infamous “Cabs are Here” episode of Season 3. We hope you enjoy this free preview and leave you wanting more!

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episodes available so far:

Kitchen Nightmares: Amy’s Baking Company,

Flavor of Love: The Flavor of Chicken

Extreme Love: Season 1 episode 3

Tomorrow: The Office “Dinner Party”

Next week: Trading Spouses “God Warrior”

 

 

 

Teen Mom 2 Season 9: Episode 7 “Surprise!”

Whats the surprise for that this episode is titled for? Surprise….Jason decides to attend a child’s tooth pulling? Surprise….Cole is the one hurting the MOST in this whole Adam/Aubree situation?  Surprise….Luis pay up, you Mr. Potatohead MF? Surprise…..Jo can’t even bring himself to make free instagram money as he lays on the couch? Surprise…Nathan still doesn’t know how to use the word “professional” in a sentence? All will be revealed Enjoy!

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Teen Mom 2 Season 9: Episode 6 “Cry it Out” with special guest Rylee Ennis

Hello friends! Sorry for my lapse in episode last week (but quite frankly, I don’t think anyone missed ANYTHING really). This week I am joined by Rylee Ennis of Snap Back to Reality Podcast to discuss this episode of Teen Mom 2. This cast is DESPERATE for storylines, you guys. Rylee hasn’t watched this show since the golden era (aka the Kiefer episodes) so it was interesting to get her insights! On this episode, Kailyn is WAY too busy to say 3 words to Lauren, Cole cries…a lot….and then tells us how he NEVER cries, Leah’s boyfriend needs to STFU, Roxanne ANNOYINGLY had a great episode and I like her now, and Jenelle has A LOT OF OTHER THINGS GOING ON, YOU GUYS! Enjoy!

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Teen Mom 2 Season 9: Episode 4 “Don’t Wanna Go Home”

Hello friends! So I for some reason that a lot happened in this episode but apparently I was just thrown off by the time it took me to write down Jenelle’s monologue explainatiin. On this episode, Cole is a southern belle, Jason is getting closer and closer to become John Meehan, Briana’s boyfriend takes her on the worst date ever, Kail forced her hair care line down our throats, and Babs shows a lot of insight into the horrors of domestic abuse. Try to enjoy 😦

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Teen Mom 2 Season 9: Episode 3 “Hurricane”

WHOA! This was a rough one guys. I TRY to find the humor in this incredibly dark episode tho. On this episode, I am triggered by the brand name Monkey Joe’s, Leah REALLY wants us to believe she isn’t to blame for the WHIL-CHAIR debacle, Kail meet up with Cate and Ty but won’t let them actually speak, Did Chelseas water break? NO! And DAT 911 call tho. Dark shit. try to enjoy!!!

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Total Requests Pod: 1st Episode Preview

For all you loyal listeners, here is a 10 min clip of my new podcast with Jodie! Our first episode, which drops on February 1st (and on every Friday) is a recap ofKitchen Nightmares: Amy’s Baking Company. If you like what you hear, please consider becoming a patron for $4 a month at patreon.com/amandaandjodie. When you sign up, you  get to assign us any episode of any show in the whole world for us to recap on the Pod. Enjoy!

 

Teen Mom 2 Season 9: Episode 2 “Reconnect”

Sorry for the delay but I promise, you will hear every detail as to what kind of a week I had! I could never completely desert you guys tho…bc there’s….well not a lot actually….but SOME STUFF to talk about with this episode of Teen Mom 2! On this episode, Leah has taught her children and boyfriend her favorite word (AGGRAVATE), Kail probably shouldnt refuse to film when she is arguably the most boring segment lately, Stella has no effing clue who Luis is, Cole shows off his handyman skills, and MTV pays Andrew to pretend to love his own child. Enjoy!

 

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Teen Mom 2 Season 2: Episode 12 “Love will Tear us Apart”

Well, we made it to the end of our season 2! Now we can focus on the current season at hand. Today Nick joins me to discuss this incredibly emotional episode (spoiler alert, Nick cried twice).  On this episode, Kail and Jo have  some uncomfortable, wet, steamy sex, Corey can survive on a microwave alone, Chelsea takes a ride on the wild side, and Jenelle goes to Hollywood. Enjoy!!!

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Teen Mom 2 Season 9: Episode 1 “DOT DOT DOT”

Hello Darkness, my old friend! Wow. The teen mom 2 girlses are back, and boy this was a good one…at least I thought so! So much to unpack here.  This week, Leah and the girls all giggle as if they’ve never been around an actual MAN before, Kail has one weakness, and that weakness is dead frogs, Devoin apparently lives at a TGI Fridays, Cole fangirls out about a new house, and WHERE IS PRODUCER KRISTEN???  Enjoy!

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Special Episode: A Crossover with Feathers in my Hair! (16 & Pregnant: Jordan)

Today I got together with Liz Bentley from FIMH podcast, one of the first podcasts I ever listened to about Teen Mom! Liz assigned us this AMAZING episode of 16 & Pregnant, and she definitely knew what she was doing because I was GAGGED at how things turn out in this one. Enjoy!!!

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Teen Mom 2 Season 2: Episode 11 “Falling”

Hello friends! Can you feel it in the air? I’m talking about DAT NEW FRESH SEASON OF TEEM MOM 2!!! Its just around the corner, so I am wrapping up this season so we can concentrate on real time TM2 happenings. That means you will get two episodes this week! yay!!!

This week, Jordan lives in a land of miniatures, Chelsea is good at reading (we know because she lets us know), Leah and Corey have a ROUGH ROUGH episode that makes me incredibly sad, and Jenelle wears tie dye and pretends to make up with Keifer and like, make positive changes in her life or whatever. Enjoy!!!

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Teen Mom 2 Season 2: Episode 10 “Love Comes and Goes”

Happy New Year, friends! Im baaaack! And so are the 4 TM2 girlses and their DRAWMA MAWMA! On this episode, Jordan would rather play with a firetruck than stop Kailyn and Jo from banging right there in front of him, We get our first “Jesus God, Leah!” of the series, Chelsea “marches” her way around the mall for $610, and Jenelle wants to light up a blizzle pretty much AT the courthouse…but uh oh….she can’t! Enjoy!

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Teen Mom 2 Season 2: Episode 9 “The Beginning of the End”

This is a CLASSIC episode!!! Leah smashes a spider like a BOSS, Jo is honestly my hero and Jordan wears an ironic hoodie UNIRONICALLY, I actually have a MOMENT where I’m happy that Chelsea met Cole, and Jenelle just wants everyone to LEAVE…HER….ALOOOONE!!! Enjoy!

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Teen Mom 2 Season 2: Episode 8 “Making Moves” with Jodie Hough

Happy THURSDAY, friends! Jodie from Reality Podcast joins me this week to discuss the penis sizes and sexual ability of all the teen dads! On this episode, Leah throws cheese puffs all over the carpet, Kail could not be BITCHIER about filing for child support, Chelsea does a job interview standing up, and Jenelle smokes what? WEED!!!!

 

Enjoy!

 

Teen Mom 2 Season 2: Episode 7 “Breaking Point”

Happy Friday!!! Guys this is an amazing episode! SOOO much Abercrombie. On this episode, Leah and Corey are waiting to get Alis test results back. Leah and Corey are waiting to get Ali’s test results back. Leah and Corey are waiting to get Ali’s test results back etc……, Kail has a BRIEF moment of weakness and humanity, Chelsea thinks carrying a child up and down the stairs MAKES NO SENSE, and Jenelle JUST NEEDS TO TALK TO KIEFFER!  Enjoy!!!

 

 

 

Teen Mom 2 Season 2: Episode6 “Lean on Me”

Hey guys! On this episode, Leah decides to torture a poor helpless animal by introducing it to the girlses, Kail apparently can’t be trusted to make a box cake, Chelsea finally says goodbye to DAT WIG, and Jenelle and Keiffer get a lucky break. Also, I am going to go DEEP into my criminal past. Its an episode not to be missed! Enjoy!!!

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Teen Mom 2 Season 2: Episode 5 “Home for Christmas” with Nick Kochanov

Happy holidays, fellow love/haters! Today Nick Kochanov (from The No Good Very Bad Gay Podcast and Squirrel Friends Cocktail Hour Podcast) joins me to discuss this Christmas episode of Teen Mom 2. On this episode, Corey wraps a bomb for the girls xmas present, Kail can’t even smile on the hap-happiest season of all, Chelsea is ALL ABOUT WIGS, and Jenelle misses Kiefer after 2 hours of being in jail. Enjoy!!!

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Teen Mom 2 Season 2: Episode 4 “No Looking Back:

Hey guys! On todays episode, Leah FINALLYYYYY gets the results of Ali’s MrAAAAAH, Chelsea spills ten gallons of water on her bed, Kail’s gynecologist should probably be investigated by the FBI, and Babs gives Jenelle JUMPA CABLES! Enjoy!!!

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Teen Mom 2 Season 2: Episode 3 “Intensive Care”

Hey guys! I missed everyone this week! Full disclosure, I binged this ENTIRE season on amazon like it was my JOB over the weekend, so I am extra motivated and excited for the next couple months!!!

On this episode, Ali gets her 75th MRAHHH, Kail steals her mom’s remote control, Adam reads the Bible for the first time ever, and Babs wears an orange turtleneck. Enjoy!!!

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Teen Mom 2 Season 2: Episode 2 “Curveball”

Hello friends! This was a fun episode…especially because you get a surprise LIVE Jenelle update in the middle of it! This season of TM2 is reminding me why we all loved this thing so much…because stuff ACTUALLY HAPPENS! On this episode, Gracie takes her first step and literally no one cares, Chelsea breaks her knee while messaging Adam on fb, Kai receives a drunken passive aggressive note from a 50 year old man, and we see a TON of butt cracks in Jenelle’s segment. Enjoy!

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Teen Mom 2: Season 2 Episode 1 “Best Laid Plans”

Teen Mom 2 is back again!!! And doesn’t it feel good? Like a big warm blanket. Nick Kochanov (from Squirrel Friends Cocktail Hour Podcast and No Good Very Bad Gay Podcast) is with us to talk about this episode, with so many iconic moments we can barely keep them straight!

On this episode, Leah buys some scrubs and can’t figure out why Corey doesn’t trust her, Chelsea DOES NOT want to get back together with Adam, Kail is dating an adult baby, and Babs SEEN JENELLE WIT KEIFA!!!

Also, I clear up some confusion about my Patreon and this feed always being free! Don’t worry guys, you will NEVER have to pay for this podcast…just the extras! Babs wouldn’t want it any other way.

Enjoyyyy!!!

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Teen Mom OG: Episode 8 “Happy Birthday”

Hello friends! Today I am joined by Jodie Hough from Realitv podcast and Moms on the Rocks podcast to finish out this EPIC season of Teen Mom HERSTORY! I honestly think this was the MOST fun we’ve had to date! We discuss Farrah and Deb’s episode of “Face the Truth”, then we delve into this episode, where we will see Cate and Ty pretend to get re-engaged, Ryan can’t handle what a BITCH Maci is lately DAMN, Farrah takes Sophia. to a Mommy and Me class to find eligible men to date, and Amber and Gary go shopping at a Dollar store and are FLOORED by the prices.   Enjoyyyyy!

 

Teen Mom OG Season 1: Episode 7 “Baby Steps”

Hello friends! Sorry for the tiny hiatus, but I hope you enjoy this week! Ryan finds a way to non-ironically call Maci lazy, Tyler wants to join the army, or Air Force, or the YMCA, or whatever, Farrah pretends to look for an apartment but then remembers she isn’t capable of basic social interaction, and Amber finds her own apartment GARY!!!! Enjoy!!!

 

Teen Mom OG Season 1: Episode 6 “Standing Up”

Today I am joined once again by the AMAZING Jodie Hough from Realitv Podcast!!! We delve DEEP into this episode of OG, but FIRST we spend some time breaking down some of these random stupid specials MTV has been spewing out at us the past few Mondays. On this episode, Farrah preheats some cheese on a PREMADE pizza crust as part of a school assignment, Tylers mom brings us back to an INFAMOUS early 90’s style trend, Maci and Ryan argue about him ya know…getting a JOB, and Amber takes Leah to the germ fair…aka the public library. Enjoy!

 

 

 

Teen Mom Season 1: Episode 5 “A Little Help”

Hello, fellow hate/lovers! Today I ramble on about how Tyler gets an entire weekend away from Braces Mgee, Farrah is trying to date Dylan, or Alexander, or Devon, or Philip, Or Richard…does it even matter? Maci and RHINE go to counseling and take family pictures, and Gary surprises Amber with a feast for the GAWDS! Enjoyyyy!!!

 

Teen Mom Season 1: Episode 4 “Moving On”

Welcome to the 90s, friends! On today’s episode, Farrah stars in her own play “where’s the Nuvaring???”, Cate completely GUILT TRIP Tyler into letting him move in with him and his shoulder pad lovin’ mom, Maci and Ryan….lets all say it together; GET BACK TOGETHER!!!! Annnnd Amber and Gary go “golfing” and “play baseball” and “breakup again”.

Enjoy!!!

 

Teen Mom Season 1: Episode 3 “Fallout”

Hello, friends! Are you ready for THE SLAP? The first slap! We often overlook this slap bc the second slap is what gets all the media attention, but this one is GOLDEN. Also, Farrah can’t take a hint, Cate has some kind of seizure at the bowling alley that makes Tyler question his sexuality, and Maci has friends that go to college. Enjoyyyy!!!

 

Teen Mom OG Season 1: Episode 2 “How Many Chances?”

I’m baaaack! Did you miss me? I’ll tell you who I missed…..Amber! And Gary! And the rest of them have some hysterical antics this week too. Ryan auditions for a drunk driving ad, Tyler gets a tattoo of a paw print on his stomach, Farrah plays mini golf with a guy named Shaq (seriously) , and Amber puts her baby on a conference table. Enjoy!!!

 

Teen Mom OG Season 1: Episode 1 “Looking for Love” with guest host Jodie Hough

Hi guys! We made it! Together, we did it. Happy to start a new chapter fresh. Today I welcome Jodie, who is the host of Realitv podcast, which is my favorite other TM podcast to listen to and we had a BLAST!!!

We discuss general thoughts on the franchise, give brief thoughts on the “Behind the Screams” episode of Teen Mom 2, then we take a deep dive into the very first episode of Teen Mom OG. Enjoy!!!

 

 

 

Teen Mom 2 Season 1: Episode 12 “Judgement Day”

We have arrived at the end of season 1!!! I think we will all miss it terribly, but it will give us an opportunity to explore our OG girls soon! Today Nick joins me one last time (until season 2 of TM2) to discuss the ins and outs of the journeys of these girls this season, and also to touch on Jenelle’s road rage video! Chelsea has Aubree’s first bday (But really its a party for Chelsea), Leah and Corey get married by Ken Bone in a Jerry Seinfeld tie, Kailyn teaches Jordan that he knows nothing about Spanish, and Jenelle gets her FIRST ARREST AND MUGSHOT!!!  Enjoy!!!

 

 

 

 

Teen Mom 2 Season 9: Episode 11 “Road Rage”

It finally happened y’all! It felt like xmas, thanksgiving, and the indy 500 all rolled into one!

Today I do a little recap of the “Times Teen Mom broke the internet” special which was gold in its own way…and then I delve DEEP into ROAD RAGE! Jenelle and Briana…actually..Roxanne really…are in a competition for best segment. Chelsea gives Watson early nightmares, Leah’s kids only want to spend time with her if its FIRST CLASS to Hawaii…and Kailyn goes to get custody arrangements for the 50th time. Enjoyyyy!

Teen Mom 2 Season 1: Episode 11 “One Step Back”

Hi guys! This week, we have part two of the CREDIT CAHD episode! Babs threatens Jenelle with criminal CHAAAHGES, Chelsea confirms that she IS indeed a mean girl (But she is SOOOO over Adam you guys) Kail files for custody for the first of exactly one thousand times, and Leah and Corey want a Camo wedding cake and I want to die. Enjoy!!!

 

 

Teen Mom 2 Episode 10: Forget about Dre

Hello fellow Haters!!! What the hell is with this episode title? this should be called “The long kiss goodbye” or “Cole lives his true self through a school dance”.

On this episode, Briana and her mother show us a side to their relationship that no one was ready for, Leah and Kailyn talk about doing a podcast, then do the podcast, then talk about having done the podcast, Jenelle has a brother who WILL NOT STOP WASHING DISHES, and Cole hits MY personal limit of using the term “HAY GURRRL!”, Just….enjoy please!

 

 

 

Teen Mom 2 Season 9: Episode 10 “Thirsty”

Hello friends! on today’s episode, Javi and Briana FINALLY break up and somehow the world continues to spin, Brittany eats toxic waste soup in front of us and calls Briana a bagel, Kail is ALWAYS RIGHT and Im finally slightly annoyed by her, Jeremy knows nothing about color schemes, we find out that Cole’s favorite color is pink and literally no one is surprised, and Jace says what everyone in the world is already thinking. Enjoy!