Happy Valentine’s Day to you all! You are all my valentines today (that sounded way more depressing than I intended it to)! Anyway, I hope you are all doing some fun stuff, and being kind to yourselves by binging on gross food and dessert and sex and champagne or whatever the hell it is you love the most 🙂
On this penultimate episode of TMOG, Maci is THE WORST. Yes, I have said that countless times. But this whole birthday things plays out like, dare I say, a COUP? STOP MAKING ME BE ON RHINE’S SIDE, MACI! Cate and Ty have little to do other than meet with Dawn’s scarf about their moms getting to see Carly. Farrah pretends to be sad about letting Sophia go back to Iowa with Deb, but her actions, facial expressions, and words speak a tad different. Amber and Gary? Well, they are kind of just awaiting trial. Hey! Did you guys know that because of a non contact order, Amber and Gary can’t see each other with Leah? And that Amber can’t have Leah overnight because of “vandalism”? THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION! Oh, and Tonya makes an appearance, so I apologize in advance for not booking Jodie for the vocals. Enjoy!